Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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