why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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