Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Found the puke drawer
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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