Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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