And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I understand Curling. That high.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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