very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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