I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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