Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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