shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
