You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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