The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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