so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's blow job season.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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