Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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