heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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