I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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