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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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