Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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