I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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