it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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