When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
now i know why i became what i already was.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dick very happy bro
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