Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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