Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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