im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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