i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Do plants get herpes?
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