my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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