Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
is wine microwaveable?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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