I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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