the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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