It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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