Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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