found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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