Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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