just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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