She went from zero to smokin in five shots
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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