You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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