he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
