Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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