I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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