i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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