at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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