You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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