For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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