He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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