I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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