I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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