He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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