I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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