Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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