you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This house was built for laser tag.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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