we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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