I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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