Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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