i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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