he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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