He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Are we still banned from the library?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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